Well, I thought we had a bug problem. Then, I thought we had a squirrel problem. I realize now the Donnas are my problem. I must protect our remaining pear (singular) and THREE apples. Yes, friends, this is a test of strength, wits, and perseverance. But hear me now and know that I WILL taste sweet fruit from our trees this season. I will! If I do not, those birds will pay! Maniacal laugh! MANIACAL LAUGH!!
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